Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ..."

A friend at twitter, grammy620, emailed a link to a very entertaining page that I wanted to share with you. I went ahead a took the liberty to copy it in full, in the belief that it had probably been sent as a viral email. That's my theory, anyway, based on the way it was formatted on the page I saw it on, so hopefully I haven't violated any copyright rules.

Please keep in mind that this post is meant for humor only.  I do not actually know if President Obama ever claimed that he had only seen Blago (Former Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich) one time, and for all I know, the pictures may have been photo shopped.  Actually, I know nothing, and I saw nothing.

And remember, you know nothing and saw nothing. (See explanation below.)

~ johnny2k

Posted by InCharge at CureZone.com

Date: 3/9/2010 9:47:24 PM

Rod Blagojevich is the former Illinois Governor who tried to sell Obama's seat in congress.

Obama was asked by the press if he had ever met Gov. Rod Blagojevich.

Barack Obama: "I only saw Rod Blagojevich one time ... and that was in the stands and from a distance at a Chicago Bears Football Game."

Rod Blagojevich, Barack Obama and Richard Daley during a rally in Chicago, April 16, 2007. (Photo Reuters)

To understand the next 4 years, you have to understand the “world according to Chicago.”

While Chicago is a city in Illinois, it is almost a completely different country when it comes to politics, with a whole different set of morals and language.

There are only three rules and a “Prime Directive” which anybody can understand. You don't even need an attorney to understand them - and if you need an attorney, well, you know too much... So, look out for Rule #3!

RULE #1 ... No matter what you see, hear, or do -- you don't know anybody and you don't know nothing!


RULE #2 ... If you capture something on tape or camera… -- it doesn't reveal nothing!

RULE #3 ... If you know what everybody knows in Chicago -- well, you still don't know nothing.


The “PRIME DIRECTIVE” in CHICAGO ... No matter what the vote, Democrats win the election.

Now pay close attention! It's very simple, we'll illustrate. Remember, you know nothing.

These two? They don't know each other! They said they didn't.

The fellas in this picture – They never actually met face to face. What fellas? We don't see nothing!

The guy on the left? For all you know he's Santa Claus. And the guy on the right... well, he's the Easter Bunny! That's all you need to know. Go to your eye doctor...your eyes are lying to you! Ca'pish?

Remember Jimmy Hoffa? He knew too much and now, well, now no one knows where he is.

Is the big picture clear? Not these pictures! Remember, You've already forgot them...

Now, ain't that simple?

They don't know each other and they never met!

How is that possible? 'cause they said so! And don't forget it!

P.S.  If you pass this on to your friends, don't forget, you know nothing and they will know nothing.

~ David Gibson, M.D. ~ Chicago, IL

(The name, occupation, and location above could be fictitious to protect the innocent. The original writer of this could now be in the witness protection program.)

UPDATE 26 APR 2010 @ about 10:00 a.m..... in the Midwest:, like around Chicagoland.... Just sayin'

Barry: Hey Blago, betcha I can hold a hit longer than you!


And remember, you didn't read it, hear it, or see it. You don't know nothing!

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10 symptoms of 'Obama Stockholm Syndrome' ~ By Tom Tancredo

Commentary from WorldNetDaily

By Tom Tancredo Posted: January 09, 2010 ~ 1:00 am Eastern © 2010 Many political analysts and pollsters have been noticing the growing number of citizens reporting Obama Voters Remorse, or OVR. Americans experiencing OVR report symptoms such as job loss, savings evaporation, hypocrisy exhaustion, national-debt insomnia and global-warming skepticism. Yet the most significant political news may be that Obama Voters Remorse is rarely found in a certain substrata of the population, our "political elites," who instead exhibit symptoms of a new epiphenomenon known as Obama Stockholm Syndrome. Persons experiencing OSS display a compulsive and irrational need to reaffirm their vote for Obama no matter what happens in the real world. Thus, they are curiously immune to attacks of Obama Voters Remorse. The demographic differences in the two groups are extraordinary. While Obama Voters Remorse has been detected across diverse segments of American society, from construction workers in the Mountain West, senior-citizen retirees in the South and soccer moms in Pennsylvania, the symptoms of Obama Stockholm Syndrome are confined almost entirely to four insular populations. OSS is most likely to be found among university faculty clubs, mainstream-media newsrooms, windmill-farm technicians and Hollywood celebrities. Nevertheless, OSS can strike anywhere the New York Times is sold. The following list of the 10 most common OSS symptoms may help concerned citizens recognize this affliction in friends or relatives and assess the seriousness of the condition. Treatment and rehabilitation are possible if the disease has not progressed to Stage Four. The afflicted person should be asked to agree or disagree with each of the following 10 statements, with one to five points awarded depending on the degree of agreement with the statement. Appropriate treatment will be based on the person's score on a scale from 10 to 50 points.

1. You believe that the Obama bumper sticker on your Prius automatically extends its warranty to the year 2016.
2. You think Obama should have won the Nobel Prize in Philanthropy for giving away other people's money.
3. You believe that the 1.5 million people who protested excessive government spending on the Capitol Mall on Sept. 12 were all part of a vast right-wing conspiracy.
4. You believe the colder winters across Europe and North America over the past 11 years, the cooling of the Pacific Ocean and the increased ice accumulation in the Antarctic are all convincing evidence of global warming.

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Sarah Palin Gets a Prank Call

Yes, this is real. It is in the news. The Palin camp responds to spoof: 'C'est la vie'. Sarah Palin's campaign issued an "mildly amused" response to having joined Jacques Chirac and Nicolas Sarkozy in having been the victim of of a prank by a pair of French-Canadian comedians who impersonated Sarkozy on a call with the Alaska governor.

Video added November 1, 2008 by rodneykingstrikesbck

C'est la vie [(say lah vee)] - An expression used to play down some minor disappointment: “So we lost a softball game by twenty-two runs. What can you do; c'est la vie.” From French, meaning “that's life.”

Dictionary.com. The American Heritage® New Dictionary of Cultural Literacy, Third Edition. Houghton Mifflin Company, 2005.

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